Urban dictonary- 'bout music, disses, facebook

Toilet Mummy-
When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.

Slow Burn-

 An insult that doesn’t sink in for awhile

shuffle shame -
"Shuffle shame" is when your mp3 music player is playing on speakers in shuffle mode, and somebody enters the room at the exact moment the worst song of your collection is being played.

Facebooger-

	An unsightly or unwanted comment or post left on your facebook profile or wall. e.g. Ah man! Someone left a facebooger on my prom picture... :( How do I get rid of this facebooger that someone just left on my wall?!

Faceboo-hooer-
A Facebook whiner. Someone whose Facebook status updates constantly refer to a state of sadness, despair or gloom.

Faceboocrastinatin'- 

Faceboocrastinating is the putting aside of primary tasks in order to spend time on facebook

'Hey man do you want to join our study group?'
'Yeah I'll join but I'll probably just spend my time faceboocrastinating.'

 Facebook Chicken-

	When two people would like to add each other as friends, but don't want to be the ones who make the friend invitation. This puts them in a game of Facebook Chicken, where they wait until the first person gives in to making the first add invitation.